Cook Bacon While Shooting Stuff

Look - I like bacon as much as the next guy.

Scratch that. I LLLOOOOVVVEEE bacon. I love bacon so much that I would travel back in time to fight you over some of the bacon you've already eaten.

Having said that, I've never even considered wrapping it around an automatic weapon so the heat of the barrel could cook it.

What the frisk are some people thinking?!?

...And why the frisk didn't I think of this?!?

Bert Parks Sings Wings

At some point, Bert must have thought doing a Wings' cover was a good idea. Then a slew of others must have agreed.

Somehow, I don't think anybody anticipated this rendition.

Nor the dancers.

Are Auburn Stores Really That Bad?

Seriously - are Auburn stores really THAT bad?

Doesn't really matter. The mother obviously derives amusement from proudly tormenting her own flesh and blood.

In public.

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Moron Takes a Tequila Suicide Shot

Tequila has brought so much beauty to the world.

It's also caused its fair share of blackouts, debauchery and survival stories.

This guy, however...

He seems to be a little beyond the "typical" college age.

Creepy

Wow. Just wow.

I have absolutely no idea what this is or what foreign substance was involved in coming up with this.

But I'll give you three guesses what country this came from.

...And your first two guesses don't count.

The Robin Hood Sandwich

I love me some sammiches.

And yes, I love me some archery.

But it takes a special breed to combine these two loves with a modified toaster.

Increase Lady Gaga's WTF Factor with Ryan and Larry

Lady Gaga is a living, breathing What The Frisk?!? unto herself.

You know it and I know it. Hell - EVERYBODY says "What The Frisk?!?" whenever Lady Gaga is around.

So how do you ramp up Lady Gaga's WTF quotient?!?

Splice together clips from Ryan Seacrest and Larry King in such a way that they're covering Lady Gaga's "Poker Face," of course!



But more than Lady Gaga, Ryan Seacrest or Larry King, somebody actually had enough down time to come up with this idea and bring it to fruition. Seriously! What the Frisk?!?

Got to Be an Air Hose Hero

See, now, I love this one. I don't understand what the frisk he was thinking, but I love it anyhow.

He has a couple face cord of wood, an air hose and unfulfilled dreams of glam rock star glory.

Oh - and apparently he has a video camera and Internet access.

And THAT, my friends, is why we have to wonder what the frisk he was thinking. We've all played air hose guitar by a shed full of wood, but what the frisk was he thinking adding the canned applause?

Suck It Up and Get Tased, You Wussie!

First, let me say that I salute our military men and women around the world.

Second, let me say that there's NO! FRISKIN! WAY! that I would voluntarily - sober or otherwise - get tased.

Far from bored, Marines experience Modern Day Marine Expo

Every year, at the Modern Day Marine Exposition, there is one booth that seems to attract the most Marines. That booth is the Taser booth, where Marines test their stamina against 50,000 volts of electrical current passing through their bodies. Do you have what it takes to be a Marine and get tased?

Hold You In His Armchair, You Can Feel His Out of Context Recital

This dramatic rendition of The Beatles' "Come Together" was performed in a church.

A CHURCH.

By a guy in a crab suit.

Watching this, I'm relatively certain of two things: 1) I wouldn't stand anywhere near this guy for fear of God smiting him with a bolt of lightening or something; and 2) John Lennon must be spinning in his grave like a lathe.

Bearded Fat Man in Speedo Bouncing on Trampoline

Yeah. You read the title of this post right.

It's a fat man. A fat bearded man. A fat bearded man in a speedo. Bouncing on a trampoline.



Yeah. With bones and stuff.

Suicide Is Painless, Fun and Just Plain Cute!

Suicide, apparently, doesn't need to be horrific. It doesn't have to be sad, either.

...As long as the blades are cute.

Sure, it's a fake commercial, but who comes UP with stuff like this?!?