Gravy Wrestling

Gravy wrestling.

Yeah. Gravy. Wrestling.

Two great words that don't necessarily go great together.

Or DO they?!?

Aw, hell! Just click the gravy wrestling link and watch the video. You know you want to.

Wanna know how I know?

Two words: Gravy. Wrestling.

You are powerless to resist.

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Donna Simpson's feast: The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting | Mail Online

There's attention whoring, and then there's THIS.

And there's having a really BIG goal, and then there's THIS.

Donna Simpson is a glutton, about which she makes no apologies. In fact, she's downright proud.

See, Donna Simpson wants to become the fattest woman in the world and she's eating like a woman possessed to make that happen.

That alone would earn a "What the frisk?!?" But this story gets even more bizarre.

She makes her living online, where people pay to watch her eat.

Read that sentence again.

Donna Simpson's feast: The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting | Mail Online

Animated GIF Nightmare

If we learned nothing else from Jurassic Park, it's this:

Just because something is possible, that doesn't mean it should be done.

Just a word to the wise: if you decide to play this video, remember that what has been seen can not be unseen.

Seriously! Mother puss bucket! What the frisk?!?

Woman Charged With Urinating In Grocery Store Freezer, Ruining Tasty Baked Goods

This is one of those feel-good holiday stories that just warms the cockles of your heart.

Wait - no. The opposite of that.

Apparently, Carrie Harkness, a mother of two, was asked to leave the grocery store by staff. So she did what any logical woman in the same situation would do.

She went in the store's walk-in freezer and peed there.

Amazingly, the story doesn't mention alcohol.

Woman Charged With Urinating In Grocery Store Freezer, Ruining Tasty Baked Goods Worth $508 | The Smoking Gun

Oh What Fun It Is To Ride In a One Fighter Jet Open Sleigh!

It's the most wonderful time...

...wait for it...

...wait for it...

of the year to ride a sled towed by a fighter jet.

SERIOUSLY, Sweden! What the frisk?!?

Still, it's somewhat safer than riding a toboggan through a corn field when I was a kid with my brother steering.

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl Trailer

Some movies freak me the frisk out.

It only took the trailer of the Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl movie to do the trick.

Crazy Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstein Girl DVD Trailer - Watch more horror

Seriously! Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl?!? What the frisk is THIS?!?

Man Gives Birth From His Hand

There are some things I don't need to see. This is one that I don't need to see again.

This guy is a bug scientist. A bugologist, if you will. And, after being infected by a parasitic botfly maggot, well, he let the thing gestate in his hand.

And then birthed it. On video.

Pretty Burping Girl Is Scary

There are socially acceptable, dignified things that pretty girls can do.

This would not be one of them.



She scares me. Somebody hold me.

His Accordion Brings All the Cows From the Yard

Who knew you could make cows swoon over the sweet, sweet strains accordion?

Wait - WHAT?!?

How the frisk did this guy even discover that the cows would come if he played his squeeze box? Seriously! Was he just practicing? In the pasture?

Probably Tim Burton's Niece or Something

This young teenager could be Beetle Juice's daughter, what with her undead makeup and all.

But that's not the scary part.

Go ahead. Play the video. You will ask "What The Frisk?!?" within the first five seconds.

Guaranteed.

Hinged Cat Heads and Replicated Smiling Statues

Every now and again, I come across something that defies explanation. When mere words escape me. When I'm aghast and my jaw drops open like that time Rob Lowe sang and danced at the Oscars.

This is one of those times.

Mentos and Soda Nooki

Combining Mentos and soda is big fun.

But it's more fun for some people than others.

Like this chick. She's in a bathroom and is chanting something that sounds like "Nooki! Nooki! Nooki!"

In American English, "nooki" means something typically unrelated to a Mentos/soda reaction.

Which makes me wonder What The Frisk is this chick into?!?

Fight Breast Cancer By Taking a Dump

Breast cancer is bad.

Taking a dump provides relief.

But what if taking a dump could also help fight breast cancer?

Yeah. It's a win/win.

12 Months of Betty White

Let me preface this post by saying I love Betty White.

Having said that, there is such a thing as overexposure.

And I think Betty White might be entering the Overexposure Zone.

To wit: This Betty White calendar - featuring "12 Months of Betty" - I saw in a mall calendar kiosk.

Seriously! A Betty White CALENDAR?!? What The Frisk?!?

Wash Your Hands After Smoking In a Hospital

We've all seen those "Employees Must Wash Hands" signs in restaurant rest rooms. And thank goodness they're there.

This rather detailed sign, however, was in a hospital restroom.

No, that's not exactly accurate. I found it in a hospital patient's restroom.

All of the bullet points are good advice, but What The Frisk is that fourth bullet? After smoking?

Let me just say again that this was found in a hospital patient's restroom. Next to it (but out of frame) was the obligatory "No Smoking" sign.

And, if that doesn't make you say "What The Frisk?!?" then consider, for a moment, that the entire hospital complex - inside and out - is plastered with "Tobacco Free Campus" signs.

That means that if a smoker followed the rules and walked off campus to inhale some cancer, s/he wouldn't see this sign until s/he was already inside the building and presumably contaminated multiple surfaces with smoky residue.

But if the smoker was a patient, then s/he would have to go down the hall, down the elevator, through the lobby, across two parking lots and finally to the grass outside the perimeter to take a drag. And then make the return trip. While wearing a hospital gown. Without being accosted by hospital staff.

Cook Bacon While Shooting Stuff

Look - I like bacon as much as the next guy.

Scratch that. I LLLOOOOVVVEEE bacon. I love bacon so much that I would travel back in time to fight you over some of the bacon you've already eaten.

Having said that, I've never even considered wrapping it around an automatic weapon so the heat of the barrel could cook it.

What the frisk are some people thinking?!?

...And why the frisk didn't I think of this?!?

Bert Parks Sings Wings

At some point, Bert must have thought doing a Wings' cover was a good idea. Then a slew of others must have agreed.

Somehow, I don't think anybody anticipated this rendition.

Nor the dancers.

Are Auburn Stores Really That Bad?

Seriously - are Auburn stores really THAT bad?

Doesn't really matter. The mother obviously derives amusement from proudly tormenting her own flesh and blood.

In public.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC7ufWBmjjM&feature=related

Moron Takes a Tequila Suicide Shot

Tequila has brought so much beauty to the world.

It's also caused its fair share of blackouts, debauchery and survival stories.

This guy, however...

He seems to be a little beyond the "typical" college age.

Creepy

Wow. Just wow.

I have absolutely no idea what this is or what foreign substance was involved in coming up with this.

But I'll give you three guesses what country this came from.

...And your first two guesses don't count.

The Robin Hood Sandwich

I love me some sammiches.

And yes, I love me some archery.

But it takes a special breed to combine these two loves with a modified toaster.

Increase Lady Gaga's WTF Factor with Ryan and Larry

Lady Gaga is a living, breathing What The Frisk?!? unto herself.

You know it and I know it. Hell - EVERYBODY says "What The Frisk?!?" whenever Lady Gaga is around.

So how do you ramp up Lady Gaga's WTF quotient?!?

Splice together clips from Ryan Seacrest and Larry King in such a way that they're covering Lady Gaga's "Poker Face," of course!



But more than Lady Gaga, Ryan Seacrest or Larry King, somebody actually had enough down time to come up with this idea and bring it to fruition. Seriously! What the Frisk?!?

Got to Be an Air Hose Hero

See, now, I love this one. I don't understand what the frisk he was thinking, but I love it anyhow.

He has a couple face cord of wood, an air hose and unfulfilled dreams of glam rock star glory.

Oh - and apparently he has a video camera and Internet access.

And THAT, my friends, is why we have to wonder what the frisk he was thinking. We've all played air hose guitar by a shed full of wood, but what the frisk was he thinking adding the canned applause?

Suck It Up and Get Tased, You Wussie!

First, let me say that I salute our military men and women around the world.

Second, let me say that there's NO! FRISKIN! WAY! that I would voluntarily - sober or otherwise - get tased.

Far from bored, Marines experience Modern Day Marine Expo

Every year, at the Modern Day Marine Exposition, there is one booth that seems to attract the most Marines. That booth is the Taser booth, where Marines test their stamina against 50,000 volts of electrical current passing through their bodies. Do you have what it takes to be a Marine and get tased?

Hold You In His Armchair, You Can Feel His Out of Context Recital

This dramatic rendition of The Beatles' "Come Together" was performed in a church.

A CHURCH.

By a guy in a crab suit.

Watching this, I'm relatively certain of two things: 1) I wouldn't stand anywhere near this guy for fear of God smiting him with a bolt of lightening or something; and 2) John Lennon must be spinning in his grave like a lathe.

Bearded Fat Man in Speedo Bouncing on Trampoline

Yeah. You read the title of this post right.

It's a fat man. A fat bearded man. A fat bearded man in a speedo. Bouncing on a trampoline.



Yeah. With bones and stuff.

Suicide Is Painless, Fun and Just Plain Cute!

Suicide, apparently, doesn't need to be horrific. It doesn't have to be sad, either.

...As long as the blades are cute.

Sure, it's a fake commercial, but who comes UP with stuff like this?!?