I Have a Bad Case of Diarrhea

Diarrhea.

Just saying the word can magically impose disgust, worry and - for most of us - painful flashbacks.

Having diarrhea, of course, magically causes us to lie to ourselves by swearing off of Genny Screamers...until next time.

But in Japan? You know - the place that's responsible for 63% of all weird crap since 1950? Yeah, well, they diarrhea into an aerobic dance.

Many thanks to Lisa and her offspring Jilly for thinking of me when they saw this video. I think.

YouTube - PART 1: DINNER DANCING WITH FRANK PACHOLSKI

It's been a little while since the last post, but I do believe this will be the best 5:23 you will spend this - or any other - day. And well worth the wait.

I've gotta think Good Ol' Frank, here, either used unsuspecting relatives or recruited innocents from a local assisted care facility, because there's a bit of whispering among them. And who -WHO?!? - could blame them?!?

You WILL want to watch the entire video. Oh yes, yes you will. It's an American stealing back the What The Frisk?!? title for the homeland.

If you're squeamish, then don't click. But you've probably already expanded this to the full screen and aren't reading this warning.

Good move.

Whipped Cream Poured Like Waterfalls

Let's have a young girl say, "whipped cream poured like waterfalls." Then let's have it dubbed.

And now, let's have this clip of the dubbed young girl played over and over.

And over. And over.

Yeah. And over.

For a skooch over 5 motherfriskin minutes.

What the Frisk?!?

YouTube - The Left Rights - "I'M ON CRACK" Music Video

Back when MTV stood for MUSIC Television, there were a lot of What The Frisk?!? music videos (see also: Eurythmics' "Sweet Dreams" - that video was full of What The Frisk?!? images), we didn't have the opportunity to share them on the intertubes.

Now, I rarely see music videos. Unless, of course, somebody tips me off to the true What The Frisk?!? nature of them.

This. Is. One.

Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans Planning To Drive To Do Something Gay - Yahoo! News

How the Frisk can a douche bag like Pat Robertson still stay in the public eye?

Seriously! This motherfrisker is serious about saying that God caused the East Coast snow storm so people would delay their gay activities.

Not stop, their gay activities, but delay. And he invoked God's name.

Don't know about you, but I probably won't stand next to Pat Robertson. You know - what with the chance of him being struck by lightening and all.

Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans Planning To Drive To Do Something Gay - Yahoo! News

Happy Birthday Kashiyuka ★Perfume

First, let me say that this video is spectacularly creepy.

Deliciously creepy, even. If you enjoy that sort of thing in a birthday video card.

Around each minute mark, however, this man goes beyond creepy into serious What The Frisk?!? territory. But you will want to watch the whole thing.

Trust me. You WILL want to watch the whole birthday video card.

Dynamic Exercise For Babies

A Facebook buddy of mine posted this and I was mesmerized.

This woman swings a seemingly helpless naked baby around and around and around, presumably for exercise. The question, of course, is whether the exercise is for the kid or the chick.

I can't for the love of pete think this is legal. Holy crap! What The Frisk!

Let's just hope this is a fake video.

Gravy Wrestling

Gravy wrestling.

Yeah. Gravy. Wrestling.

Two great words that don't necessarily go great together.

Or DO they?!?

Aw, hell! Just click the gravy wrestling link and watch the video. You know you want to.

Wanna know how I know?

Two words: Gravy. Wrestling.

You are powerless to resist.

LiveLeak.com - Your WTF Video of the Day: Gravy Wrestling

Donna Simpson's feast: The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting | Mail Online

There's attention whoring, and then there's THIS.

And there's having a really BIG goal, and then there's THIS.

Donna Simpson is a glutton, about which she makes no apologies. In fact, she's downright proud.

See, Donna Simpson wants to become the fattest woman in the world and she's eating like a woman possessed to make that happen.

That alone would earn a "What the frisk?!?" But this story gets even more bizarre.

She makes her living online, where people pay to watch her eat.

Read that sentence again.

Donna Simpson's feast: The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting | Mail Online

Animated GIF Nightmare

If we learned nothing else from Jurassic Park, it's this:

Just because something is possible, that doesn't mean it should be done.

Just a word to the wise: if you decide to play this video, remember that what has been seen can not be unseen.

Seriously! Mother puss bucket! What the frisk?!?

Woman Charged With Urinating In Grocery Store Freezer, Ruining Tasty Baked Goods

This is one of those feel-good holiday stories that just warms the cockles of your heart.

Wait - no. The opposite of that.

Apparently, Carrie Harkness, a mother of two, was asked to leave the grocery store by staff. So she did what any logical woman in the same situation would do.

She went in the store's walk-in freezer and peed there.

Amazingly, the story doesn't mention alcohol.

Woman Charged With Urinating In Grocery Store Freezer, Ruining Tasty Baked Goods Worth $508 | The Smoking Gun

Oh What Fun It Is To Ride In a One Fighter Jet Open Sleigh!

It's the most wonderful time...

...wait for it...

...wait for it...

of the year to ride a sled towed by a fighter jet.

SERIOUSLY, Sweden! What the frisk?!?

Still, it's somewhat safer than riding a toboggan through a corn field when I was a kid with my brother steering.

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl Trailer

Some movies freak me the frisk out.

It only took the trailer of the Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl movie to do the trick.

Crazy Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstein Girl DVD Trailer - Watch more horror

Seriously! Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl?!? What the frisk is THIS?!?

Man Gives Birth From His Hand

There are some things I don't need to see. This is one that I don't need to see again.

This guy is a bug scientist. A bugologist, if you will. And, after being infected by a parasitic botfly maggot, well, he let the thing gestate in his hand.

And then birthed it. On video.

Pretty Burping Girl Is Scary

There are socially acceptable, dignified things that pretty girls can do.

This would not be one of them.



She scares me. Somebody hold me.